Category: Kitties

Personality: sluggish, cantankerous, cynical

Rarity: common

Moany, lazy, but strangely charming, Whinger Cats are said to be really good at fixing stuff. I'm not sure this is true, because they never bother showing up, even when I've ordered pizza for everyone. Maybe it's because they're busy waiting for other things - like dinnertime. The firs time I encountered one I mistook it for a cushion and sat on it. It didn't even flinch. If you come across a Whinger don't expect it to move unless you've got a bif handful of melted cheese - food is almost as important as sleep to these lovable layabouts. Yawn!

Likes: All-inclusive hotels and melted anything.

Dislikes: Work, work and work.

Habitat: Whinger Cats are rarely seen outside as they spend most of their time chillaxing by Sloth Swamp near Hopeless Hill.